sleep deprivation

So the other day I was outside with my roomie havin a ciggy when this girl who lives in my dorm came up to the house with a big bag of food from the Cambridge Commons. She is a vegetarian when she is at school and a vegan while she is at home. She started talking about how there are no burgers for vegans. There are cheese burgers for dairy lovers. Hamburgers for those who are strictly in it for the meat. And then there are veggie burgers. The thing about veggie burgers though is that they are held together by some sort of dairy product. Thus the life of a vegan sucks. They do not get to enjoy the fine quality of the American tradition, the burger.

What do they do at cook outs? What do they eat? I guess they have to resort to eating salad which even then they can barely eat any dressing because most dressings, well at least the average dressings more specifically the dressings that would be at a cookout (unless it was a vegan cookout in which case I’m sure there would be artichoke burgers or some shit they could enjoy thus the salad thing wouldn’t be an issue), contain dairy products. And everything else that is normally at a cookout ie. potato salad- which is out because of mayonnaise, pasta salad- usually made with dressing of some sort (which contains dairy products), and then just a bunch of other shit that would never be enough for a full meal that could fill up the average humans stomach. Therefore, I have concluded that vegans should be applauded, because like living life as a lefty veganism is a challenge. But i guess it is a choice they make when they decide not to eat meat. I just don't know how anyone could live with no bacon, life would be sub par without it.

She then began to tell us that she doesn't like salad. HOW IN THE FUCK ARE YOU A VEGETARIAN/SOMETIMES VEGAN IF YOU HATE SALADS!? More specifically lettuce, which is what she said she hates the most. I guess I am just very confused by this girl who looks like a little boy be tee dubbs.

When she was going to go inside she said I'm gong to leave you both with
one thought the immovable;e object and the unstoppable force.

I was mad irritated that she said that to me and then just went into the house to enjoy her vegetarian burger. Who says that kind of thing and then just leaves? It really got me to thinking and I have been thinking about it for a seriously long time now and it bothers me.

what would happen if the unstoppable force hit the immovable object?

I think the answer should be obvious. The unstoppable force would just travel around the immovable object BUT then I think the force is so powerful it show be able to move everything in its path right? wrong it can't move an immovable object. this is really irking me. I wish I could know the answer, but I really don't think there is one. Because how could you even do that hypothetically. Are there any objects that are immovable? What are some unstoppable forces?

that is all.

respect.