Nas has a naked tattoo of Kelis.

i feel like nas would cradle kelis to sleep at night; its like they would go to bed and he would say goodnight kelisss.

I bed their bedspread is zebra...real zebra....furry shiat.

sittin on top of the world

at internship today i kicked ass at a bunch of childrens games and i am feeling very good about...i'm a loser.


Also let us talk about Proposition 8 and if it goes through what will happen to all of the GLBT couples who were married in California between right now and May? Why do people think it is ok to not give people the rights they deserve as human beings, then finally give it to them, let them taste it for a few months, and then rip those rights away from them?! I am very irritated with this.

Steph is coming down tomorrow and I am very very excited.

This might just be the shortest blog and one of the more random ones (oh who am i kidding they are always mad random) but i am done and have nothing else to say right now.




respect

freak in the morning.

First i would just like to say that i love the song the business by young berg. shit is more dynamite than napoleon.

OK now that i got that out of the way. last night some crazy shit went down. i was straight zooted trying to type my blog. so i apologize more than one republic for that one.

i love instrumentals. i don't understand why everyone doesn't listen to them. i mean what can be better than hearing delicious melodies through your ear buds. BUT even though i am so obsessed with instrumentals i love listening to real music too. i mean i love the things they say but i am sick of this dumb shit thats been coming out lately. i mean what happened when people used to tell stories through their words? i miss that good stuff that used to be out. another thing i am missing in music is some nice songs about life to the beat of a drum. at the same time i am diggin a lot of the beats i have been hearing lately. i love the bass that seems to be taking control of every track to hit the main stream.

Ok so the other day i was sitting in my room chillin with some of my housemates and we sat out on the porch for a while doin what we do smokin what we smoke and when we came back in my room we played with the magnets on the fridge. after consuming way more food than any one person should eat in a day we started making phrases with the magnetic poetry kit. when i woke up the next day i didn't really remember putting them up there and i really think i want to share all the sayings we came up with. some of them are mad lame but quite a few are quality. so here is the list:

-he wants to leave his inflatable girlfriend
-i'll bet you a few fries
-your eyeballs wanted special time i'll leave
-come and never pronounce your mind's initial misconceptions
since your out of myself you're serving them spinning
-your breath would have a personality for your disorder
-how about you humiliate yourself
-i have speed?
-you're good just i'm not
-you have the laser printer?
-get along with a nice window.
-you and your moron again
-you missed this chaos where did your problem bump
-this way for never
-you're being dead
-forget your IQ your in public dork
-will you change circuses called whatever young does must you freaks?
-i have the gene pool.
-rise to face not enough when you drink
-i'm trying to imagine
-i found stupid people looking for the anal probe on my chest.
-be your back
-going happy!
-to your marinate!!
-are you into dwarfs short of the hamster??
-do i get your thoughts right
-try to set aside nothing
-be nicer
-remind me about work
-i set panic on stun
-yes, right there.
-go home insignificant
-i got off the train of thought, its full.
-the squirrels always cherish an asshole and i respect what is done (this one was my personal fave to create, because every time i see it i die laughing)

after one on the most terribly flowing blogs ever to be related i think i shall end it because it is time to start this night.


respect.

ima fuckin rider.

OK so i have had quite the question/concern. why is it that people don't wash their hands? i dont understand whyeveryone doesn't wash their hands like honestly all its gonna do is benefit them personally. it will save their immune system a little by protecting them from certain germs. so disgusting. i read someehere that you should never eat peanuts and all that kind of shit from bars because a majority of people don't wash their hands after their frequent drunken trips to the bathroom. Studies showed that something like 85ish percent of the peantuts and other snack items found in small glass containers in bars and pubs across the country are contaminated with fecal matter. That shit really grosses me out.


Ok so i haven't talked to one of my really good friends steph in like 2 days and its killing me i cant stand not talking to her. i love her she just makes me so happy. she is visiting one of our friends in florida for her birthday and i'm kinda jealous i havent chilled with him in a long time and we kinda of had a quantum physics level falling out and i would love to hang out with him and rescurect the past like a lil miny jesus.

Yo allison is sleeping in my bed right now and this girl is taking up my entire bed and snoring mad loud im not sure i am ever going to be able to go to bed. ugh

so my friends and i were supposed to have a math party to do our problem solving homework and it didn't happen. diddy, my roomate, was out at some meeting being mad involved like she is; and one of the VIPs of said party came here and knocked but didnt have anyone's number to call us to tell us to let her in. so the math party was a failure but i shall try again next week. oh yeah i did forget to mention i heard her knocking but was like im not going to get the door because if someone is having someone over they should know when to let them in... only the knock on the door was for me. im such a loser.

i;m so high i must sleep.

respect.