So today I had my first near-death feeling. As I was sitting in English class today watching a dvd of the '04 Red Sox World Series win when all of a sudden I started to breathe very heavily. I thought nothing of it because I am a smoker and I just assumed that it had something to do with the amount of smoking I did this weekend... then all of a sudden it felt as though someone lodged a soft ball in the right side of my throat. This was when I knew this had nothing to do with smoking. Turns out I had a muscle spasm in the front of my throat. It was the scariest thing I have ever experienced.
crumpets and tea at the math paarty, i need to remember that.
The one thing I have noticed since I came to school is that there is no one on Earth or any martian planet who dislikes easy mac. If you claim to know such person you are a liar because I tell you no such human exists. I mean what is not to love about it? Its he perfect porportion for one person. There is one down fall to the alimighty easy mac and that is if you put it in the microwave for too long, like I just did, then the mac n' cheese becomes FLAMING hot and if you drop a noodle on your hand it will burn the fuck out of you, much like what just happened to me. Like how in the fuck is it possible to burn yourself with a damn peice of 2 for one pasta?!
I want to learn how to play the digery doo. Its a wind instrument used by native Northern Australians. There is an entire myth behind it that I can't remember right now, but its sad quality.
Well that was my day/night and all the thoughts I had through out this superb evening.
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I too am part of Club Easy Mac. I basically exist on Easy Mac. That and nicotine.
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